So, I have had this one client who calls me frequently to discuss a moment when he was youth and saw his first huge cock. He describes this character as a boy he to camp with, but had a huge dick for his age. In his mind, he is stuck in this childhood memory of being amazed by a peer who at this time is a teen, who had a very large penis. I am starting to believe Ricky B. is not a real person. I’m starting to believe too many things may be the reasons behind this call.
He always asks questions like, “If you were my age, at the time, and you saw it, what would you think?” I always try to answer it honestly, because I wasn’t into dick at all in my camp going years, but um the response is usually this: “Well, I guess younger me would be shocked.” This is not the answer he wants. He starts asking: “Well, no, like would you be amazed?” Um, I don’t fucking know, I thought I just told you what the fuck I would think. I am sure this is some form of age play, but I’m not sure exactly wtf we are doing HERE. Lol, I am always tickled by it.
He then always, moves on to putting me in the position of Ricky’s hypothetical mother. Asking questions like: “If you were Ricky’s mother, what would you think of his dick?” I always respond: “Well, I guess I would be grateful, little dicks have it hard out here.” He responds with: “Aw, you’re so sweet.” I am starting to conclude that this guy is a fucking NARC lol. HE may very well be talking about his own dick in 3rd person.
It’s always the most wildest conversation ever and borderline creepy BUT I AM WITH THE SHITS! It is absolutely the most weirdest thing. And I often wonder is this what this 54 year old is thinking year after his kid camp years? I honestly, have no issue discussing certain things in hypothetical conditions. He is just fascinated with dick and I think this is how he talks about his obsession with big dicks.
