Visiting Houston currently. Last night, I went to dinner with my girlfriend Queen Veiny Feet. We went to Perry’s Steakhouse. It was okay as far as food quality. I didn’t enjoy it as much as I should have. It was overpriced for food that was below my standards. I expect you to spoil me and cover my mistakes.
Food Quality
The crab cake had hot sauce in it! WTF, why? The mash potatoes had a weird after taste. Plus, they over cooked my food. I asked for a medium well steak, good a WELL WELL DONE . I just wished I made a better choice but at a Steakhouse you would think they would be able to cook a fucking steak. However, my Chardonnay was the saving grace. I really fucking am grateful for those two glasses.
Service
When I received the bill it was $129, that did not include my tip. I did tip of course, because that’s rude as fuck. However, the food wasn’t that good. Our serve was okay, I wasn’t impressed. I just can’t imagine taking this L, like this. I may stomp my feet and wail like a brat until someone makes up for my mistake, IDK.
Reimbursement OP
A good boy is going to reimburse me for Perry’s sub-par quality food. I should’ve just gotten salmon, because you can’t fuck that up!
I am now passing that responsibility to you. Pay for food you didn’t get to eat, nor did you get to taste the dissatisfaction of it because I took the L for us, LOL. T’was a big loss for Houston for me. I know that so many of you are eager to pay for my things and make me happy. It’s important to make sure that I take no losses. You absorb them for me.
You can cover Perry’s Steak Houses mistake by tributing here, here, or here. Love you wallet boy.
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