Piss is what you live for.
It started during the pandemic. I have no idea why this trend started with me, but it’s been this way for a year now. I kid you not, I might have champagne blood now. I drink it so much. My love for Champagne is unmatched. All other drinks are below it. There is nothing I rather drink than payne. I’m writing this so that you losers can send me bottles of the shit to my mailbox! Yes, you who is reading this right now, you have an obligation to buy me bubbly.
Not only do I love bubbly, it makes me piss a whole lot. I mean a whole lot. So, I am always running to the bathroom. Ugh, so much work when I can just sit at my dining table and drink and empty it in a loser mouth. And that is exactly what I am looking for. My love for bubbly is not complete until I make this experience as stress free as possible. Meaning, I will need a new full-time toilet for piss drinking only. I have decided to not mix my toilets.
Drinking My Champagne
You will be required to drink all of my piss champagne. There will be no excuses. I love to drink Champagne so much. You love to please me. The math here is simple: be available to drink my piss. After all of it runs through me, I will need your warm mouth. I will need your warm tongue to clean me, also. I require you to rinse your mouth thorougly with mouth wash before coming to be my Champagne drinker of the day.
Isn’t that exciting? You finally have a purpose in life. Watch me turn my wine into piss, right before your eyes piss mouth. This makes my drinking experience so much better. It always feel wasteful flushing my golden nectar when I know so many men out there have a piss fetish. I am putting that responsibility in your hands. Buy me bubbly and drink MY bubbly. Fitting for you, fitting for me.
Piss Conclusion
Speaking about turning wine to piss, I have an old clip still selling that speaks of doing just that. That video is 19 minutes and worth it! I piss right into the wine glass after drinking a glass of Merlot. Merlot used to be my favorite wine, but I have moved on. I like how Champagne makes me feel. I will never stop drinking it. If you want to treat me to a bottle of payne tribute here. Follow me on Twitter & Instagram. Listen to my podcast at www.pod-cathartic.com.
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