Ricky’s Dick

So, I have had this one client who calls me frequently to discuss a moment when he was youth and saw his first huge cock. He describes this character as…

Queen Veiny Feet Returns To QBM TV

If you missed Queen Veiny Feet on Aspen TV earlier this month then you definitely deserve six ball punches to your tiny little dick because you missed out on something so very important to the education of your  true inadequacy as a male human. QVF and I, discussed a variety of topics. The hottest topic was about small tiny penises. Yes, we spoke about most of the male population. However, the tiny dick pop we just couldn't stop talking about. Sub-topics ranged from how tiny they are, how little and pathetic they are, how they should not qualify for the words "dick" or "penis" anymore due to their embarrassing sizes! It was a very emotional topic for us that night we filmed. We had gotten so deep in the topic of this pathetic group of male population that QVF finally exclaimed: "Let's FILM it."

Shit 4 Sale

I had been making a lot of toilet slavery clips at the time and have caught a biter! I have been wanting to have the experience of sending someone my shit. Honestly, it was just for future stories like this one. Some shit I could maybe blog about, like how I sold my poop to a rando who loved my fetish clips. Kind of means you're doing a service to the world in a way